Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I swear, we'll report on Denver soon. Really.


But first, there was a little thing called a "Fantasy Football Draft" that occurred earlier tonight. And of course this takes precedence over all else. Kimberly and Chris are both involved in a 10-team league for mucho dinero. $75 entry fee for each person. $750 in the pot to be divided between division winner, champion, consolation bracket, etc.

The Gordonian teams:

Chris - "Primary Fermentation" (drafted 9th out of 10)
QB Jay Cutler, DEN
QB Vince Young, TEN
RB Steven Jackson, STL
RB Frank Gore, SF
RB Maurice Jones-Drew, JAC
RB Matt Forte, CHI
WR Brandon Marshall, DEN
WR Roy Williams, DET
WR Chris Chambers, SD
WR Santana Moss, WAS
TE Tony Gonzalez, KC
TE Greg Olsen, CHI
PK Rob Bironas, TEN
PK Phil Dawson, CLE
Def Packers, Team Defense, GB
Def Redskins, Team Defense, WAS

Kimberly - "Pierre's and Morton's" (drafted 10th out of 10)
QB David Garrard, JAC
QB Marc Bulger, STL
RB Joseph Addai, IND
RB Fred Taylor, JAC
RB Ronnie Brown, MIA
RB Justin Fargas, OAK
WR Wes Welker, NE
WR TJ Houshmandzadeh, CIN
WR Lee Evans, BUF
WR Vincent Jackson, SD
TE Dallas Clark, IND
TE Todd Heap, BAL
PK Adam Vinatieri, IND
PK Mason Crosby, GB
Def Giants, Team Defense, NYG
Def Buccaneers, Team Defense, TB

The Gordon showdown occurs Week 1 as Kimberly meets Chris in a duel for the ages. However, it's apparently obvious that Kimberly stands no chance for victory. She could state differently; however, she does not post on here so Chris runs the show and makes whatever outrageous claims he desires. Mmmmmwuhahahaha....

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