The House of Gordon: Why are you such a Dick?

What's Brewing in the Brewhouse?

On Deck:
- Batch 046: Black IPA
- Batch 047: Hopburst IPA

Primary Fermenter #1:

- n/a

Primary Fermenter #2:

- n/a

Secondary Fermenter #1:

- Batch 045: Proper Oktoberfest

Secondary Fermenter #2:

- n/a

Secondary Fermenter #3:

- n/a

Bottle-Conditioning:

- Batch 043: British Bitter

- Batch 044: Common Cleveland Steamer

Garage Fridge:

- Batch 030: Saison Dupont clone

- Batch 034: Coffee and Oatmeal for Breakfast

- Batch 037: Dark Mild Ale

- Batch 038: Gordon Original Pilsner

- Batch 039: Booker's Porter

- Batch 040: Spiced Winter Ale

- Batch 041: Farmers' Almanac Maple Porter

- Batch 042: Colonial Amber

Empties:

- Batch 001: South of Cleveland Brown Ale

- Batch 002: Gordon's Irish Red Ale

- Batch 003: Kilt o' the Leprechaun Stout

- Batch 004: Coopers Christmas Ale

- Batch 005: Classic English Pale Ale

- Batch 006: Chocolate Bar Porter

- Batch 007: Diamond Notes Pale Ale

- Batch 008: Schnottzenbrau Alt

- Batch 009: Ram's Bladder Bock

- Batch 010: Double Cardiac IPA

- Batch 011: Pompous Mongrel

- Batch 012: Micawber's Meticulous Mild

- Batch 013: Fresh Hop (2007) Pale Ale

- Batch 014: Carolinian Slightly Smoked Porter

- Batch 015: Gordon Lightfoot Porter

- Batch 016: Joe Jackson Tripel

- Batch 017: Honey Molasses Porter

- Batch 018: Maple Pumpkin Ale

- Batch 019: Apfelwein

- Batch 020: Chocolate-Vanilla Stout

- Batch 021: Razzmatazz Raspberry Ale

- Batch 022: Vintage Hop (2007) Pale Ale

- Batch 023: Obama Inauguration Holiday Ale

- Batch 024: Get In Mah Belly! Scotch Ale

- Batch 025: Centennial Madness

- Batch 026: Canadienne Bière Brassée dans le Garage

- Batch 027: Maple Pumpkin Ale v.2.0

- Batch 028: Bitter, the Appropriate Beer Style

- Batch 029: O'Scharffen Berger Irish Stout

- Batch 031: "The Devil's Bats" Belgian Golden Ale

- Batch 033: Maple Pumpkin Ale v.3.0

- Batch 035: Orange Pale Ale
- Batch 036: Gaius Plinius Secundus

FAIL:

- Batch 032: Blanche de Greensboro witbier

(Dead yeast? No carbonation even after carbonation drops were added to each bottle.)