Sure, they're high up. Sure, it's August 29th we began to get COLD. Sure, the players look like ants. But it doesn't matter. We have guaranteed tickets to BROWNS GAMES for the foreseeable future. And that can't be measured empirically.
Monday, August 31, 2009
My first trip to Cleveland Browns Stadium!
Sure, they're high up. Sure, it's August 29th we began to get COLD. Sure, the players look like ants. But it doesn't matter. We have guaranteed tickets to BROWNS GAMES for the foreseeable future. And that can't be measured empirically.
Dayton, OH is destroyed.
Three of us Kappa Psi boys had a great time.
Then....the carnage truly took form. After the game we arrived at The Dublin Pub for some post-game libations. We paid the $5 cover at the door, and upon entering a pretty blond, a "Guinness Girl", approaches us and asks "Guinness 250?" We all think, "$2.50 for a Guinness? That's a good price! Sure! Bring us 3!" Little did we know that it was a special brew: the 250th anniversary Guinness beer. For free. Nice!!!
Then, it was just blotto all night long. In addition to the pints of Guinness 250, I got the bright idea to order up shots of Jameson's. After all, it's a frigging Irish bar. Ugh. Felt like crap the next morning, but I did manage to down my tried and true "med cocktail" before bedtime to avert a truly nauseating hangover. And it worked! Dayton was successfully destroyed.
I heart Jeremy Scahill
(And as an aside there's also Tom Morello:
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Thursday, August 27, 2009
It's official: NC is "beer country".
Raise a glass to 'beer country'
- STORY HIGHLIGHTS
- Craft beer has turned popular brewing towns into travel destinations
- Experts say Oregon, California and North Carolina offer some great brews
- Wherever you go, make sure to talk to locals to get insider brewpub suggestions
CNN
(CNN) -- When it comes to taking spirited vacations, wandering a vineyard falls flat in the face of handcrafted brew. With more than 1,500 breweries across the United States, beer is not just a drink -- it's a destination.
"What's happened is that the old world has influenced the new world; the U.S. is now a travel destination for beer, [even] for people from outside of the country," said Julia Herz, craft beer program director at the Brewers Association.
"What's so great about beer is that you have this range," said Randy Mosher, author of "Tasting Beer: An Insider's Guide to the World's Best Drink." "It's from 3 percent alcohol to 20 percent, from super malty to very hoppy, and then you throw in stuff like fruit, spices -- you have an enormous range of possibilities."
With such a wide flavor profile, said Stephen Beaumont, author of "Premium Drinker's Beer Guide," beer travel is less about hanging out at the brewery and more about the tasting. In other words, don't look just for an incredible brewer, but also for an incredible city in which to drink beer.
Although it's a highly contested question that Herz calls "fodder for late-night philosophical conversations," there are a few brew towns that these beer aficionados identify as the cream of the hops.
Eat, drink and brew local
If you didn't know that Portland, Oregon, is synonymous with "Beervana," then you clearly need an introduction to the beer scene.
"In a lot of ways, [it's] a very highly developed town for craft beer," Mosher said.
The city has a reputation for going local, and Portland thoroughly applies that philosophy to brewing.
"When you live in Portland, you become entrenched in the whole hops and malts [thing] because you're living right where it's being produced," said Portland resident Angelo De Ieso of beer site Brewpublic.com. Thirty percent of the world's hops come from the Pacific Northwest and Idaho, De Ieso said.
The other major pull is the "high concentration of breweries," Beaumont said. "Portland is a fairly small compact area, [but] they've got a free transit system, and they've got brewpubs chockablock."
Higgins Restaurant and Bar is a great place to get advice on navigating the local beer scene, according to Beaumont. And while you're there, you can sample their impressive beer list including Oregon-bottled Rogue Morimoto Imperial Pilsner and The Bruery's "Trade Winds" Triple out of California, a brewer that Beaumont notes is "up-and-coming, doing phenomenal stuff."
As for breweries, De Ieso said "the one that really stands out is Upright Brewery with their Belgian farmhouse style beers."
Another stop has to be Hopworks Urban Brewery, an all-organic brewpub fully powered with renewable energy. "They do a lot of the standard styles of Northwest beers, like the IPA, which is our flagship beer," De Ieso said. Try the signature Hopworks IPA for a taste of Pacific Northwest flavor.
SoCal brew style
Much further south, in San Diego, California, you'll find what Beaumont calls "a hotbed of innovation," where the beer tends "to be a little stronger, with more alcohol."
And while "all of California could be considered the state from which the innovators of craft beer came, San Diego specifically grabbed the golden ring from the merry go round and ran with it," said Matt Simpson, a craft beer consultant.
So when you're talking San Diego-style beer, for most beer geeks you're talking about The Lost Abbey. "The most notable guy right now is Tomme Arthur at Lost Abbey. He was one of the early adventurous brewers in Southern California," beer tasting expert Mosher said.
Known for Belgian-style beers and a "flavor first" philosophy, beer expert Beaumont said "they're doing some really innovative, interesting stuff in terms of barrel aging and unusual fermentations, beyond basic brewers yeast."
Beer experts also fawn over AleSmith, a microbrewery that has been pumping out diverse, high quality ales since 1995. "The special beers that they do are astounding, if not sublime," Simpson said. "They do a barrel-aged series, and those beers are limited to 250 bottles or less, so you can imagine the supply and demand market for them."
Flavors of the South
Although other beer lovers often skip over the South because of restrictive brewing laws in some areas, Simpson insisted that some of the best brew can be found below the Mason-Dixon line.
"One of my top three is North Carolina, with Asheville being the center of that. Not only is it a really fun place to visit, they make amazing beers," he said. "There's Foothills, a brewpub that has a breakout hit called Sexual Chocolate, an imperial stout that put them on the map of craft beer."
Simpson also touts his home stomping grounds, Atlanta, Georgia. "We have one of the top five beer bars in the world in the Brick Store Pub, across the board," Simpson said. "You can go to Greatbeers.com, Ratebeer.com, Beeradvocate.com -- they're rating the Brick Store Pub as one of the top beer bars in the world. And if you're here for a few days you can hit breweries like Sweetwater, 5 Seasons, and Twain's."
Whether your drink town of choice is San Diego or Philadelphia, San Francisco or Boston, Beaumont recommends chatting up locals for clues on the local beer scene.
"Beer is a social drink, and beer people love to talk about the beer," he said. "You can find a local or savvy visitor who can tell you about something you've never heard of, and that makes it a phenomenal experience.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Visioneers
The trailer:
Sort of an Office Space meets George Orwell's 1984 film. Billed as a "dark comedy", but there wasn't much blatant humor in joke form. Just outlandish and bizarre situations and characters to give the film its smiles.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Assault weapons at health care town halls...
"What do you think they would have said if it was Muslim men wearing Muslim garb who were showing up at these Obama events with assault rifles? You think they would have the same defense from the NRA?"
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Double Brew Day #2 - Orange Pale Ale and Gaius Plinius Secundus
8 oz Crystal Malt 60L8 oz Vienna Malt9 lb Light Dry Malt Extract (DME)1 oz Cascade hops 7.1% alpha acid (AA) @ 60 minutes1 oz Cascade hops 7.1% AA @ 10 min1 oz Cascade hops 7.1% AA @ 5 min1 oz Cascade hops 7.1% AA @ 1 min1 Whirlfloc tablet to clarify @ 15 min1 oz coriander seed @ 5 min2 oz sweet orange peel @ 5 minWLP001 California Ale yeastAfter primary fermentation is complete, for 2 additional weeks the carboy for secondary fermentation will include:2 oz Cascade hops 7.1% AA1 oz sweet orange peel
Hopefully the general public will approve.
8 oz Crystal Malt 40L8 oz Carapils malt9 lb Light Dry Malt Extract (DME)0.4 lb corn sugar (to give extra fermentables and dry it out)4 oz Columbus hops 14.2% AA @ 90 min1 oz Columbus hops 14.2% AA @ 45 min1 oz Nugget hops 11.2% AA @ 30 min1 oz Centennial hops 8.0% AA @ 0 min3 oz Nugget hops 11.2% AA @ 0 minWhirlfloc tablet @ 15 min to clarifyWLP001 California Ale yeastThen, once primary fermentation is complete, we transfer to secondary and in this fermenter we add:1 oz Columbus hops 14.2% AA for 14 days1 oz Centennial hops 8.0% AA for 14 days1 oz Nugget hops 11.2% AA for 14 daysThen, after 9 days, for the final 5 days we add:0.5 oz Columbus 14.2% AA0.5 oz Centennial hops 8.0% AA0.5 oz Nugget hops 11.2% AA
A glorious full day of sanitizing, brewing, cleaning, racking, pitching. Now my kitchen sink is rendered out of commission for one week due to the "keep the primary fermentation at properly reduced temperatures" trick (notice the Maple Pumpkin Ale and Coffee and Oatmeal for Breakfast carboys in the background):
The inventory and variety grows...
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Fox News: The New Liberals
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District 9
The trailer:
Pretty riveting allegory. And yes it is quite allegorical, as the tale is heavily influenced by South African apartheid and the social consequences of that failed ideology. The director is a young 29-year-old South African, and his experiences growing up shape the film. Racism, xenophobia, fear of the strange all run rampant.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Death panel debate! Classic.
"ObamaCare isn't about killing anyone. Given his Kenyan birth and background, I'm pretty sure his plan focuses on tribal medicines and holistic shaman cures based on leaves and roots and other kinds of Serengeti magic."
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Saturday, August 15, 2009
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
The trailer:
And then? I went to see it. Ugh.
Bad guys: Baroness, Cobra Commander, Storm Shadow, Destro, Zartan.
Shall I go above the garage and bring down my action figures for you?...
Funny People
Friday night. Yes, it's true. Sometimes I really pay full price to see a film. And on a Friday night even! The historical "date night". I know, insane. Fellow Dominican relief trip cohort Sabrina and I hit up Funny People. (And by "Dominican" I use it as an adjective for the relief trip, not the person. Sabrina is not in fact Dominican.)
A long film. A lot of storylines crammed into one film. The lives of struggling vs. established stand-up comics. The interdependent lives of three Hollywood friends (two struggling). The face of mortal illness. The opportunity to turn around one's life with a second chance. The relationship with that one woman who you loved (love) most. The possible reconnection with past love. The consequences with respect to interpersonal relationships.
Moon
The trailer:
Wow. WHAT a film. David Bowie's son (did I just type that? His SON?) directs a splendid mindfuck. A milder version of 2001: A Space Odyssey complete with creepy voiced computer, voiced here by Kevin Spacey. Sam Rockwell plays an astronaut on the moon. The Earth's energy needs have finally been solved by mining moon rock for He3, a natural by-product of the sun's rays on the moon. Easy. Clean. Problem-solver. Mining corporations set up bases on the moon and a crew of one minds the fort. Rockwell and GERTY the computer are the only inhabitants. Until...
Thursday, August 13, 2009
NC HB 392...four years later
August 13, 2005 - North Carolina "Pops the Cap" with HB 392 and the beer world rejoices.
Celebrate grassroots legislation today. Celebrate North Carolina craft beer. Celebrate the cause of Joe Citizen contacting their legislators to produce valid change and MAKE A DIFFERENCE with respect to their passion. Raise a pint high.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Coffee and Oatmeal for Breakfast (stout)
A smaller amount of hops were used here. A full ounce at the beginning of the 60-minute boil as usual, but then a mere 1/2 ounce at minutes 30 and 0. Want to be sure the coffee and chocolate flavors are apparent in the end. Cacao nibs were called for in addition to some baker's chocolate. But the ONLY place I could find nibs (Williams-Sonoma) ceased carrying them. Drat. So I used 3 oz of unsweetened and 3 oz semisweet blocks in the boil. Hopefully the oils won't kill any head retention once it's in the glass, but we'll see. Half the fun in homebrewing (besides throwing in odd ingredients) is the experimentation in process to see just what happens.
22 oz. flaked oats1 lb. chocolate malt12 oz. roasted barley9 oz. debittered Belgian black malt7 oz. Crystal malt 40L9 lb. Light dry malt extract (DME)1 oz. Nugget hops, 11.2% AA @ minute 601/2 oz. Willamette hops, 4.4% AA @ minute 301/2 oz. Willamette hops, 4.4% AA @ minute 03 oz. blocks baker's unsweetened chocolate @ minute 153 oz. blocks baker's semisweet chocolate @ minute 151 Whirlfloc tablet @ minute 15 for clarifying1 Tbsp yeast nutrient @ minute 151 French press cold-pressed Dominican Republic coffee @ minute 0WLP001 California Ale yeastSecondary fermentation will require:1 French press cold-pressed D-R coffee for 2 weeks1.5 oz cacao nibs for 2 weeks (I will use Scharffen Berger cocoa powder)
(Sorry it's so dark, the boil really was impressive. Really.)
The Hurt Locker
I was anxious when this movie finally hit Greensboro theaters. Sometimes, a smaller independent film will hit the big screen here, then one week later....poof! It's gone. As soon as I saw it hit the listings, I planned my time. A long 2pm-10pm stretch at work was coming, threatening to erase The Hurt Locker from the marquee before I'd even see it. I had a day off Wednesday with a brewday planned, so this film won out over a possible afternoon Greensboro Grasshoppers minor league baseball game as an appetizer to brewing.
I spent a great deal of the film on the edge of my seat holding my breath WAITING for something just awful to happen. The story of an Exploding Ordnance Disposal unit (bomb-defusers) in Iraq and the mindset needed to perform such a task. It's bad enough to be involved in the nerve-racking atmosphere of war, but to add defusing bombs on top of that???? I can't even imagine. Tension. Just tension. An Iraq War film that vividly depicts the soldier's perspective. No politics. No finger wagging. No preaching.