1 outta 2

Both versions of the Greensboro Kosars finished their fake football seasons yesterday. The Brews + Blitzes version lost their 2-week first round playoff series 188-158, so good beers will need to be packed up and shipped FROM Greensboro to a far-away locale; no goodies coming in to fill the garage beer fridge with delights from afar. Damn.

However, the Hope Football League version won the consolation bracket Toilet Bowl 67-57 and will recoup the $70 entrance fee. There was modest rejoicing and a quiet smile.

Now all's quiet until baseball season. Well, actually there is still fake sporting hijinks to be followed: the Carolina Slush in "Yahoo Public Hockey League 92219" is in 2nd place.