Toilet Bowl 2007

One of Chris's fantasy football leagues ends this weekend, and the respective final games in the championship and consolation rounds are all set. Banners hang high at headquarters for the Hope Football League version of the Greensboro Kosars: 2004 Division Champs, 2006 Conference Champs, 2006 HFL runner-up. But the 2007 version fell mightily upon hard times. A modest 3-4 start then saw a brutal 5 game losing streak to fall out of the running at 3-9. With just two games to go, four teams in the conference were tied with a paltry 3-7 record, and if the Kosars would have just been the one to get that 4th win, top dollar spoils would have been within reach. I mean come on, the 5-7 Westerville Wolfpack were a wildcard! But 3-9? The worst year yet by far by the Kosars.

Here's the scoop on Championship Weekend:

HFL Championship: Bob Bowl 7
Week 13 - Round 1
The Waterboys (10-2) - Bye
125 Burly Irishmen (7-5) - 102 Zanesvillean ZZZers (8-4)
141 Joeville Juggernauts (8-4) - 122 Westerville Wolfpack (5-7)
Hugh Jardon (10-2) - Bye

Week 14 - Round 2
144 The Waterboys - 121 Burly Irishmen
151 Joeville Juggernauts - 94 Hugh Jardon

Week 15 - Finals
The Waterboys vs. Joeville Juggernauts


And playing for pride and just the chance to break even and recoup the $70 entrance fee, I bring you the venerable....

Toilet Bowl
Week 13 - Round 1
We Sum Head Busta's (7-5) - Bye
98 Greensboro Kosars (3-9) - 75 Caerbannog Rabbits (3-9)
133 Underdawgs (3-9) - 83 Dog Pound408 (2-10)
Cardiac Cats (6-6) - Bye

Week 14 - Round 2
134 Greensboro Kosars - 121 We Sum Head Busta's
146 Cardiac Cats - 116 Underdawgs

Week 15 - Finals
Greensboro Kosars vs. Cardiac Cats

Strangely enough, this Ohio-based fake sports league will have its only two North Carolina teams battle for the Toilet Bowl crown. I know you're all on the edges of your seats over this one, sports fans.